Blacksburg Zombie Attack

Most people thought that Chuck Norris had killed the last zombie, however this wasn't actually the case. Chuck Norris punched Michele Obama the Zombie so hard she went all the way to Washington, D.C. For a few months all was well in Blacksburg. When football season came around, this drastically changed. When the crowd started cheering to Enter Sandman, a flaming Michelle Obama flew out of the sky. Only this time, Seth Greenberg was right behind her. His head was burning brighter than a plasma cutter, he was back for revenge! He dived in and immediately took a huge bite out of Frank Beamer's arm. The police tried to contain him but they ended up getting bit themselves. Frank Beamer exclaimed, "bring out the special teams," but by this time he was already turning into a zombie himself. Meanwhile, Michele was distracting all of the fans by blinding them with her jaw dropping beauty. She used her zombie powers to perform a spell and make her seem much more beautiful than she actually is. Just when everyone thought all hope was lost, David Wilson made his second appearance but this time he was packing some heat. He had apparently robbed the Radford ammunition plant, and had an atomic bomb on his back. He strapped Michelle and Seth to it and ran them into the middle of the ocean like it was a football. He set off the bomb when he returned to Lane Stadium and blew the remaining zombies into oblivion.